Stop! Foxhole! Foxhole!
The safe word's "foxhole," God damn it!
Here it comes!
Mmm.
Big Chuck will be ready for round two in just a minute.
I'll tell you, Walt's a lucky guy.
You are such a good person.
Diana?
Diana!
Hello? Daddy?
Daddy. Hello?
Are you there?
Fuck.
I was just checking our ice.
Morning.
I just have flashes of hearing an elephant and...
Oh, God. I'm just real sore.
I'll bet you're just torn to shit. Get in the car.
I think he really ripped it.
You might have to look.
I'm going to return the card key to the front desk.
I'm going to be watching. If you take a step out of the car,
I'm going to kill you. I'm serious. Get in the car.
I got to have the keys. I got to put the air on.
Never going to happen. Swing a leg.
Can you get me some Strawberry Quik?
Because I gotta balance my electrolytes.
If they've got it.
Strawberry Quik.
Hey. Good morning. I'm checking out of 192.
Did you enjoy your stay, sir?
No.
That's good.
Do you sell Strawberry Quik?
Yes. You want some?
Not today.
This coffee over here free?
Yeah. Super.
Creamer used to be 50 cents, but everyone was stealing it anyway.
Okay.
The interstate is just south of here, right? Is there a gas...
You fucking dick!
No, no! God! Ow!
No! Shit!
Hey!
- Hey. - Hey, there.
Got her.
See you in an hour?
Yeah, why don't you bring her to the Atlanta office?
It's right off the 75...
Excuse me, sir. Did you take my friend?
I gotta go. No.
Come on, I saw you take her.
Well, then don't ask me, shithead.
Sandy! Get me out of this fucking van!
I got it.
Hey! Can you pull over, pal? I need her.
Your girlfriend's in a lot of trouble.
She's not my girlfriend. Watch out.
Hey! You get back there!
Hey, buddy.
That's not Sandy Patterson.
Yes, it is. No, you got the wrong guy.
It's me, I'm Sandy Patterson.
No, Sandy's a girl's name.
It's not, it's unisex!
What, like a hermaphrodite?
Sandy!
Fuck you, tranny!
Get me out of this van.
Hey, hey, hey!
Shit.
Hey, hey, I got her first. Pull over.
You can't have her! Shit!
Shit.
Motherfucker.
Listen, God damn it!
Ram him. Do what?
Ram the quarter panel.
I don't have collision on this!
I don't give a shit! Ram him!
I'm not doing it.
You son of a bitch.
Get in the back! No!
Get off of me, you asshole!
Shit.
Did you punch him in the neck?
I can't get him off the wheel.
Pull over to the side.
I can't get him off the wheel. Ram him.
I'm not comfortable with it!
I don't give a shit! Ram that panel!
Shit.
Hit it harder, you fucking vagina!
I'm going to be sick.
You Okay?
Are you all right? You're bleeding.
Are you okay? Oh, shit.
That was so violent. Tell me you're all right.
I am all right. Yeah.
Okay. All right, okay.
Oh, God.
Okay. All right. This guy does not look great.
Hey!
Oh, God.
Maybe he's just...
That doesn't look good.
I can't believe I did that.
You did it. You did it. God, you did it too hard.
I tried a small one on the first one.
And you said... What did you call me?
I called you names, okay?
Your rental car doesn't even have a scratch on it.
Yeah, that's great news. The car is fine.
What's more important...
God. My glasses were in there.
Well, you've come to the right man.
Anybody looking to buy or sell anything around here,
they come through me.
All right. How much is this one?
That one is 350,000.
350?
I can get this for 100,000, easy, at a short sale.
Well, I'm impressed. Clearly, you both have done your research.
So, I'm also sure that you know
that this is a traditional community.
What this means? "Traditional"?
It means no homosexuals.
It means no foreigners.
It means no blacks.
We are two of those things.
Hey, you two of these things.
I mean, around these parts, you're basically black.
And a foreigner. I'm just black.
Now, understand, me myself?
I am not a judgmental man.
But you should know that the buyers and the sellers here,
their values are more...
Traditional.
Bingo, sister.
Traditional, like meeting whores at hotel bars?
Who are you?
Your whore, she's in a rental car.
We called up our friends in the company, they look up the Lo-yack.
The what?
LoJack. Foreigners, they can't say J's.
And they say it's at a hotel.
The people at the hotel gave us a story
about you and another man and her, all sexing together in a pile.
It's disgusting.
But to answer your question, the Lo-yack is an excellent product.
It makes our work much easy.
What kind of work?
This our work.
Oh.
Very traditional. Know what I'm saying, Chuck?
Now, who is she with, and where is she going?
It's not a true allergy,
but there's definitely a sensitivity.
I need that other roll of tape.
What are you doing? Is he still... Tape?
I need the other roll of tape.
You're taping him?
Oh, Jesus, it's here. Yes, I'm taping him.
No, no. Oh, no!
God damn it!
I told you it was going to overheat.
I said you better coast down the hill.
How am I supposed to propel down the fucking highway in neutral?
I said I could show you.
I'm going to give you a juice. It's fruit punch.
Yeah, that's nice and juicy.
These are nice, I'll tell you that.
God, you keep yourself up.
That's just...
Oh, God, your beard smells like sandwiches.
That's nice.
Okay, listen, the...
Say goodbye to your art project.
The bus station's down the road.
- We can walk it. Let's go. - Coming.
Wherever you are,
you better believe I'm going to find you, or die trying.
All right.
I get it, scary, survival, end-of-days guy.
You should be nicer. I gave you juice.
No, it was a van that crashed.
A couple of people got in, drove away.
Kind of an average fella, short gal, somewhat wide.
Took off north on the 520 right there.
Yeah, I'm fine. We're still on course, honey.
I don't know. Where Yoda lives.
"These are not the droids you're looking for."
Remember... Tell her that.
I know it. Honey, you're breaking up a little bit.
Honey? Hello?
Shit.
How's everything going at home?
I don't know. We didn't get that far.
Because I'm out here.
I guess I should thank you for saving me back there.
You're a good friend.
I'm not your friend.
I am not your friend, we're not hanging out.
I heard you yell to that guy, "Did you take my friend?"
Yeah, that's a saying. You haven't heard that saying before?
Besides, friends don't steal friends' identities, do they?
You're diabolical.
Well, thanks.
That's not a compliment.
I know.
Here we go. Here we go.
Aw, come on!
You're doing great.
You are going to have to hide on the next one.
It's clearly you.
Oh, it's me.
I have never been passed up when I got this thing out.
I don't doubt that you do real well on the side of the road.
But I don't know why you're not trusting this.
Stop for one second.
It is only two miles straight through there.
Two miles through the woods?
Yeah. Are you allergic to woods or something?
Come on, you want to go 10 more miles on this road?
Get some more blisters?
Come on, that's a shortcut.
Yes? There's a yes. Finally.
I knew you were probably wrong.
I knew your phone was going to die.
I should've said something.
You knew it. What are you? You're like a psychic, huh?
Well, you know what? I am.
I'm not going to get into it, but I am.
Really? On top of everything else, you're a psychic.
That's amazing.
Pick a number between 1 and 10.
Four. Four.
I know, it was a gift.
Your gifts abound. That's amazing.
I think so, too.
Then why don't you rest your talents, Megamind.
The sun is going to be up in a few hours,
and we'll take it the rest of the way.
Hey, hey, hey. Spread out.
You've got the whole forest, what are you doing?
It's cold. This is what they do on Survivor.
When they want to get punched? Get off of me.
Do you usually listen to music
before you go to bed?
No, just a lot of silence.
Oh, my God.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
You're like a four-year-old.
You know, this light is very flattering on your chin.
Oh, my God. Diana.
I'm serious, get your hand off. Please, I don't want to play footsies.
I'm not doing anything.
Snake! Snake! Snake! Oh, my God!
Shit.
Get away from me!
Throw him! Throw him!
Oh, God, it was so close to me.
Thanks for the help. You're welcome.
This is no longer our sleeping spot.
There's probably a fucking ton of them.
They're not pack animals, Sandy.
I know they're not pack animals, okay?
But have you ever heard of a snake nest?
Oh, shit.
Just the mere thought of that is going to keep me up...
Oh, God.
Don't move.
Not a problem. I'm not moving.
Shit, it's huge!
No shit. Get him off me.
Okay. I got it.
What's the plan with the fire?
What are you doing with the fire?
Get away from me with that thing.
I saw it on a television show. Snakes hate fire.
Unless that was about spiders. I don't know.
You're going to burn me, and you're going to piss him off.
Get away from me. Be quiet and stay still.
Get away from me with that thing.
Oh, God!
That's not helping.
It just keeps looking at me.
Oh, he's tightening.
Turn your face away.
Okay.
It's almost over.
Trouble. He's got the neck.
God! Don't let it come near me.
That hurts!
That hurt. That hurts!
Oh, God.
Okay.
Okay. Go slow, fella.
Just go slow. Easy.
Where are we? What is this?
Bus station, middle of nowhere.
Whose pants are these?
I got them out of the lost and found.
It's a good fit, huh?
Yeah. Okay. Better get on a bus.
We're not getting on any bus for three days, not to Denver.
What?
There's not a bus from here to Denver for three days.
Hey. When's the next bus to Denver?
Wednesday.
Fuck! That's too late.
Phone's gone, wallet's gone because the pants are gone.
We're done. I'm done.
I lose, you win. You're a great thief.
I got nothing left.
I got no money, I got no time, I got no job, I got no chance.
I've got these weird pants on, out in the middle of nowhere.
How did we get here anyway?
I carried you.
You what?
I carried you. It's not a big deal.
You were unconscious.
We were like, a half mile from the main road.
Jesus Christ.
So, I just I scooped you up and flagged down a truck
and he gave us a ride here, dropped us off.
You carried me a half mile. That's, uh...
Probably not even that far.
You get these shoes the same place you got the pants?
No. Yeah.
The clerk said an EMT took them off a dead hobo, so...
Come on.
He's not going to need them back, so...
A guy died in these?
Because you needed shoes.
What is the matter with you?
My socks, though...
They're your socks, they're not dead guy socks.
I've got money in here. I've got money. I got sock money.
We don't have...
What the hell? Hey.
Why are we living like animals if you've got money in your socks?
I've got $300 and I need to be in Denver by Tuesday.
You can get a pretty cheap car over there at Andrew's.
Tell him Carl sent you. He's a good man, Andrew.
He was with my sister for a bit.
Oh, yeah?
You got a beautiful yard here, Andrew. Here's 200 of the finest.
Keys? Thank you.
Ooh! And it's got satellite.
I'm glad we're not buying that one. Jesus.
Morning.
I'm supposed to be meeting some friends here.
Was there a man and a lady come through here?
Both answer to the name Sandy.
Well,
we get tons of people through here.
Ahhh! I've had a shitty day
and you got a face that looks like a dog's asshole.
Were they here or not?
They came through earlier. I sent them to get a car.
Where?
Andrew's Auto Salvage.
Write it down.
I wasn't here.
Thank you.
Consider that a warning. We need her more than you do.
Better luck next time, old man.
Fuck you.
Shh!
That's what I always thought, but then I thought,
"You know what? I'm going to do it."
"I'm going to wallpaper the garage." And I found...
First I thought, "Well, is that going to be crazy?"
But it's not really that crazy,
because I found something kind of thematically on point.
You wouldn't rather just listen to this? That's a good song.
Oh, it is a good song. I like that. It's got tires on it.
It's wallpaper with tires, which I thought was...
Ow!
You okay? Yeah, I'm okay.
I think it would be so cute. It's red and...
God damn it!
It was one of those badgers. Oh.
How great is the ride on this Caprice, huh?
You know this is the last tank, right?
This is not going to get us to Denver.
You know, I could help us out.
How? Did you find some sock money?
No, I didn't find sock money. But I've got my credit card burner.
I can get a card, fill this tank up in 15 minutes.
I told you, this trip will not turn me into you.
I am not saying that we have to go out
and steal from orphans and baby puppies.
No one deserves to get stolen from.
I don't know why you don't get that. Just drop it.
I get it, I just find it bizarre
that you don't have any kind of shit list.
I find it pretty hard to believe
that you can't come up with one person
that deserves the wrath of Sandy Patterson.
My old boss, Harold Cornish,
is a partner here at this major financial institution.
They have got a branch here in St. Louis. Here is the plan.
We're gonna go inside, we're gonna get his financial information
for your little credit card toy.
Social Security numbers, bank account numbers, routing numbers,
it's all stored on hard copies in there, in the Record Room.
We just need a little code to get in there.
Yeah, but we can't get in there with you looking like that.
That's a great point. There is a way around that.
Oh!
Are you okay?
What is it? What is it?
My fibromyalgia. Oh, God, my leg is cramping up.
What can I do? What can I do? Oh, God. Rub it.
Rub it? Rub it! Rub it!
Rub it! It's cramping.
Oh!
Up?
Higher, higher, higher.
Higher. A little higher.
Oh, God, it's in my glutes.
Get in there!
How is this helping you?
On, God!
God, get in there! All right, get off me.
Get off me.
I thought it was gonna be a couple of offices.
No. Come on.
Who is this guy?
That's Accounts Processing. That's the "me" of this branch. Come on.
Oh. That shouldn't be any problem.
No offense, but just keep your mouth shut.
This will be over in a minute.
Hi. Good morning.
Tina... Van Westengarden. How are you?
I'm fine. Can I help you?
I'm here with my boss, Harold Cornish. We're in from Denver.
Oh. I'm familiar with the name.
I'm sure you are.
We're gonna need to get into your Accounts Room.
Do you have an authorization letter?
I'm gonna be real honest with you.
I fucked up.
I just kind of completely blanked on that authorization letter.
He basically runs me 24-7. He's...
Cornish is... He's a handful. I mean...
Honestly, he's an asshole.
And I'm just hoping that we can
figure something out, and you can do me a solid and...
You know, I don't think you want to see me shit-canned.
On my birthday.
'Cause I'm getting married.
This weekend...
'Cause I got pregnant.
Just a sec.
Twins. And my cat died.
How are we doing over there?
We doing good? You calling security?
You better not be calling security. Hang up the phone right now.
I wasn't calling security.
Yes, you were. Hang it up.
Right now.
I'm sorry, but you're not allowed back there without authorization.
I'm not... You're not allowed back there without authorization.
I can do whatever the hell I want.
I don't have to tell you that we suspect
that there are some people at this branch
that are doing some very, very bad things.
And I don't have to tell you that I've been sent here
to look very quietly at some records.
Mr. Cornish, I don't mean any offense, but we have rules.
I know you have rules.
Like never backdate a 5590
or don't stamp a 33-B transfer without telling a client first.
I bet you do that one twice a month, don't you?
Tanya, can you give us a minute, please?
It's Tina, but...
See what I mean? What did I say?
Nothing. You said that.
I have you at a disadvantage.
You don't know me, but I know you, Ken.
I know that you make $49,395 a year.
I know that you work very hard for that wife and child right there.
I know that you're real good at your job,
that you take care of this company
and you do things that they'll never know about,
that they'll never appreciate.
So, you're very proud, right?
But you're scared.
You're scared because you're dispensable.
You're scared because you know that, more than likely, one day,
you're gonna be replaced by somebody younger, somebody cheaper,
maybe even by an app.
But not me.
I'll be fine, 'cause I'm on a different level.
So if I don't get into that room today, I'll be okay. But not you.
You're still going to be scared.
And that's not fair, is it?
Here's what we can do, though.
You can help me today and someday I might be able to help you.
But you're gonna have to break the rules.
9488.
Got it.
Let me see it.
This is it. Right there.
We got it.
All right. That's what I need.
Shit.
Got it.
Wow.
Okay, great. Good job.
Let's put this baby to use, get some gasoline and hit the road again.
Wait, wait, wait. Hit the road? No, no.
I am exhausted. I need to sleep for at least a couple of hours.
I need something to eat that doesn't come out of a bag
and I need to put at least some of my parts into a shower.
I bet you're a real mess.
Do we get you a Motel 6, or something?
Motel 6? No, no, no.
Mr. Cornish, we go wherever we want.
Come on. Let's go.
I need a room, please.
How about a suite?
Thank you, Mr. Cornish.
Yes, hello.
God, they're real. They're real. Yeah.
Just get there! Get there! Get there!
I miss you.
I miss you, too, sweetheart.
We're just gonna rest for a little bit,
and then one last haul to get home.
Thank God.
Have you talked to Daniel?
Yeah, spoke to Daniel. Everything's gonna be fine.
Oh! This place has a shopping arcade.
Reservation's at 8:00, okay?
And no jewelry.
I'll get cash for tips.
Is that her? Yeah, that's her.
Okay. Drive safely, will you?
Okay. I'll see you soon.
Oh, that's a nice match.
Now, that is a nice match.
Oh, that's nice.
No, dear. More is not more.
Oh, that's better. Okay.
She is the best.
Um...
Maybe you could help me.
Oh, honey.
We'll take care of you.
I've done a lot of the groundwork for you.
Really!
It's really more of a touch-up.
Okay.
Diana.
What?
You look beautiful.
It's just all...
It's all tricks and stuff.
Not tricks, that's you.
I said no jewelry.
Oh, God, were you serious?
Yeah.
Oh, God. You've gotta work on your tone.
It was my tone? It's vague.
It's not just the top, it's the Lucite, too.
This is great.
I'd like to make a toast. To you. Oh.
I thought I was the enemy.
You are, but I gotta admit, you taught me something.
Well, you taught me a few things. You taught me
about getting what you want, and you taught me about confidence.
Maybe a little bit too much about confidence.
Did you see me with that poor Ken Talbott today?
Yeah, you were pretty hard on him.
I know.
But people have been hard on me my whole life,
and I just don't want to feel like the chump anymore.
And you showed me that.
Did I? Yeah.
You also completely messed up my life,
but I guess it needed a little messing up,
needed a little bit more Diana in it.
Well.
Or whatever your real name is.
That is my real name.
That's not. Come on.
It is. We're friends now.
That's my name, I don't know what to tell you.
Will you tell me your real name? Finally, please?
What does it matter?
Exactly. What does it matter?
Fine, it's Marla.
Why are you lying to me? Just tell me your name.
I don't wanna tell you.
Don't get pissed off. I'm not getting pissed off.
Just drop it.
This is weird. Why won't you tell me your name?
It can't be worse than Sandy.
Because I don't know it.
Come on. I don't know it.
You don't know it.
I don't know it.
Really?
What about your family? What about Morganville, Wisconsin?
Are you telling me that was all bullshit?
No. There's a great little town.
It's Morganville, it's in Wisconsin.
And there's a really nice little police station in the center of town
where people that don't want their babies can leave them.
So, what name is it that you want?
Because I had six of them by the time I was through foster care.
That's a...
That's a tough life road to go...
I mean, no one who could have helped you out maybe, early on,
and put you down a different path?
No.
No, there's been no one, ever,
to put me down a different path.
To do anything for me.
There's never been anybody. It's just been me.
So, I don't give a shit about people,
and people don't give a shit about me. And that's just how it is.
I give a shit about you.
You don't give a shit about me.
You just want me to clean up my mess.
You don't give a shit about me.
And I know it.
I have been on my own all my life.
Nobody even knows I'm here. Nobody ever knows where I am.
Because there is nobody.
I got sick, I took care of myself.
I needed shit for school, I got it.
You're so stupid.
Do you think your fucking fancy suit
and acting like an asshole is gonna make your daughters happy?
You think that's what they want?
They want some big man treating people like shit?
I would have done anything to have somebody like you.
Just to actually be there and care about me.
Just to fucking be there.
You're such an asshole, you're trying to be more like me.
Nice choice, Sandy.
Nice, I'm never gonna be able to duplicate this makeup.
Here.
I don't want it. I don't want it.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I gave you some lame dumpster baby story.
I was just lying.
That's what I do, I lie.
Mr. Cornish.
You are a fraud, a thief,
and an asshole, whoever you are.
You're both under arrest for credit fraud.
Stand up. Hands where I can see them.
- He didn't do anything. He's just trying to get me... - Save it.
Put your hands in front of you.
Okay. Come on, let's go.
It's them.
See you around.
Yeah.
She got arrested. What the hell do we do?
Follow her to the station, you bail her out and you kill her.
Ahhh!
Damn it!
Burns, don't it?
You! What you do that for?
You shot me first.
I didn't shoot you. This bitch shot you.
Good point.
You know what? You're crazy!
Yep, diagnosis and everything.
Let's go for a ride.
Hey, man, this is some bullshit.
If you wanna kill me, you could just kill me right now.
Gotta get in this motherfucking trunk.
I'm gonna get in this motherfucking trunk for now.
How did you find us?
Same way you found them.
Car had satellite radio, tracked the GPS.
What if we work together? We split the cash.
This ain't about the money anymore.
They wrecked my van, this is personal.
Around, please.
Hey, you guys have got a pretty sweet ride, here.
What is this? An '08 or '09 Crown Vic?
'08.
Ah! '08. All right, I thought so.
What is this, like 250 ponies under the hood?
You can feel that, right?
I need you to close your eyes.
What? And slide right.
What the fuck?
Hey! Pull over, pull over!
Jesus Christ!
Are you out of your mind? This is a terrible idea.
Hey! It's stuck.
Are you insane? What are we doing?
We're getting away.
All units, we need backup! We need backup!
Put down your weapon! Get out of your vehicle!
We can't go this way.
Shit. What now, huh?
Shit.
There.
Diana. Hey.
Diana.
Diana!
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go!
Get up, you fucking baby.
Don't move!
Keep your hands up. Put them on the wheel.
Get out.
Slow down. I got punched in the throat.
I got hit by a fucking car. Did you see that?
What have you got in the trunk?
I don't know anything about the people in the trunk.
Let me see your hands.
My hands? He shot me!
They shot me first.
We're all going downtown.
For what? I'm in a trunk.
How about you do your little handcuff trick for me?
Just wait till we get back to the car.
Oh, come on, just take them off!
Shut up and give me a minute.
You should be dead. You got hit by a car.
I mean, are you even human?
It just looked bad.
It sure did.
You know, the...
Part of the trick is to just relax your legs.
Better chance of catching a roll.
I read it on wikiHow.
You can make light of it, but what you did saved my life.
And thank you.
You were only in that spot because of me, so...
Fair is fair.
Shit.
You know you were right. I don't want to go to jail.
Please help me out.
I know.
So, what, 900 miles to Denver?
Yeah.
All right. Here we go, huh?
You want to buckle up?
You want to take your tampon out?
Ready? Yep, let's go.
No, no, no, no.
Hello?
Dad! Daddy!
Hi.
Mmm!
Hi.
Hmm.
Diana, Trish, Jessie, Franny.
- Meet Diana. - Hi.
Oh.
Hi.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Diana's gonna be staying with us just for tonight,
and I'm going to take her into work with me in the morning.
If that's okay.
It's kind of mandatory.
It's a lovely dinner, Mrs. Patterson.
Oh, thank you.
I like how you decorated and...
Like, you put stuff on shelves.
It's nice.
Thank you.
You've got some food on your face.
Where?
Up here, like, in this area.
No, you have food on your face.
No, I don't have food on my face. Where?
There!
- Here? - No!
I would know. It's not over here.
- That's my clean cheek. - Now you have three places.
Here, here and here.
You guys are driving me crazy, because nothing's here.
Nothing's here.
See?
Babe, babe, mease.
Oh! That's a lot.
Would you like some help with that?
That's okay. I'm almost done.
I, uh...
I know you're probably wondering
what happened on our whole trip and the open road.
And I just wanted to put your mind at ease that nothing happened
between the two of us.
I put off a pretty intense vibe, you know, sexually.
Not intentionally. I just... Put out a musk.
I just want you to know that
I put it out there, but he did not pick it up.
And, you know, there's...
It's surprising. 'Cause I...
I don't know if you've heard of the Bermuda Triangle,
which is kind of in here.
And it's... You know...
Once you go in, it's real hard to come back out.
You know?
Because some people don't want to.
Some people just get lost in there, emotionally.
I just wanted you to know that he was a perfect gentleman.
And he did not lay a finger,
you know,
on, or in, me.
Okay.
You know, I, uh...
He really loves you.
Thank you.
Okay.
She'd go away for, like,
10 years.
I mean, she's not a bad person.
I don't know what's wrong with me. I'm such a chump.
You're not a chump.
If I didn't turn her in...
I mean...
We'd survive.
Diana.
I'm going in alone.
Where's Diana?
She said she had to go.
How long ago did she leave?
After she did our hair and our makeup.
Well, as a shareholder of the fund...
Couldn't make it happen.
And to be honest, it wouldn't have happened anyway.
It just wasn't meant to be.
Patterson.
Hi.
Hi, Sandy. Okay.
What's going on?
That completes the statement process. You've been read your rights.
This officer's gonna take you into custody.
Mr. Patterson.
You are no longer a focus in this investigation.
And she took responsibility for everything that happened in St. Louis.
I'd be happy to provide your employer
with a letter making that clear.
You got your good name back.
Congratulations. Thanks.
Could I have just one second with her, please?
Sure. Let's go.
Thanks.
I don't understand.
Well, if I pop out of these that quickly, he'll get all emasculated.
And there was a pretty good chance
that this thing was gonna end with cops, right?
I just didn't think I'd still be here.
I just thought I'd take advantage of a free ride,
and when I felt like it, skip out.
I just didn't do that.
How come you snuck away this morning?
Because I knew you weren't gonna turn me in.
And this was the right thing.
I gotta go.
Thank you.
I really loved our trip.
Congratulations.
Thanks.
This is you. Come on.
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday, dear Daddy
Come on, girls.
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to me
Okay, big breath, big wish.
Everybody together. Close together.
Yay for Daddy!
Does Mommy want one more? Yes.
Honey, honey, honey, please. Are you kidding me? Mmm mmm mmm.
You know what? Actually, we'll take this to go.
We gotta go. It's very late. Let's go.
I can't believe how beautiful she is.
I mean, to me, she still... She really does look like a Diana.
Let it go.
I'm letting it go, but...
Sorry.
Are you kidding me?
You are pulling these out of your pocket. No.
I will shiv you in the yard. I will shiv you in the yard, I will.
All right, visitation's over in five minutes.
All right, break it down for us real quick.
Okay. Here we go.
Math, A.
Typical.
Accounting, B.
Nice.
And Econ?
Well, you know. What happened?
You guys have been studying for weeks, haven't you?
I know, but I just got this.
Oh!
Nice going.
I know. I know.
I'm putting this in the file.
Oh, come on, it's not like somebody's gonna hire an ex-con.
I'm actually starting a first step program,
and I have a few years to figure it out.
Three, with good behavior.
And how is that going, by the way?
Great. Great.
Decent, you know. Good.
Some of these dykes are still really getting up into my sweet junk,
but I don't let them.
Girls, "sweet junk" is just...
Dessert. She's having a problem in the mess hall.
We should probably get going.
The lesson there, if you listen,
is that if you're in the woods,
maybe a boyish female bear with corn rows
comes at you this way, meaning this way, and you just deflect.
It is always nice to see you, and we'll wait out...
Girls, let's get going.
What are you gonna do? Not let them in, right? Come here.
Bye, Diana.
Stay beautiful, okay?
Okay, I'll see you in a couple months?
Okay. Love you.
Love you, too.
I got you something.
Ooh! I pulled some strings with Reilly,
and we ran your fingerprints through the Wisconsin state database,
and we got that.
My name.
Dawn Budgie.
That's a terrible fucking name.
It's a really bad name.
It's not as great as I was hoping, but it's you.
Thanks, Sandy.
But I already know who I am.
Yep. Thanks.
Back in your cage, bitch.
Shit!
Budgie?
Sorry.
No, Sandy's a girl's name.
It's not, it's unisex!